http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=4715

I'm sorry but that's practically past tinfoil hat time. That looks like bands of rain and thunder in the middle of a dissapated (correct word?) eye.

Am I the only one who's sensing a little bit of an april's fool practical jokie, when the station "NBC 2" posts a picture of a hurricane with a number "2" in the center of the eye?

Wink wink nudge nudge?



Oh look, it's Jesus in a frying pan.

I admit I don't always see those kinds of jokes at first glance.

In other weird science news,

BAN PUBLICATION OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC! IT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES!

http://www.jir.com/geographic.html

We have been warned of this impending calamity by a seeming increase in so-called natural disasters throughout the country, as well as isolated occurrences striking areas heretofore immune to natural destruction:

Increase in earthquake activity in California has been triggered by population growth and the subsequent increase in National Geographic subscriptions and accumulations of heavy masses of the magazine. This gradual increase in weight has caused increased activity along the San Andreas fault.

Earthquakes in the Denver area were not caused by pumping of wastes into wells at the Rocky Mountain Arsenal, but by accumulation of National Geographic magazines by more and more people as the population increased over the years.

Sinking of several coal-mining towns throughout the country can only be attributed to the increase in workers benefits and pay increases, allowing them to subscribe to and hoard National Geographic.
Mud slides in California, which have brought destruction to hundreds of homes built on the hillsides, were triggered by the final straw in the form of the last delivery into these areas of National Geographic to subscribers and hoarders.

The list is endless. The warnings are clear.

The time grows short and we must act at once if this calamity is to be averted. The National Geographic must cease publication at once, if necessary by Congressional action or Presidential edict.

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(ok, this is from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, the scientific equivalent of The Onion.)

Dude, get a clue.

Jesus toast


Oh, wait...it's a hoax