QUOTE (ctrl-z @ Sep 14 2008, 12:35 AM)

Are you in an anti-war or environmental organization? A left-learning political group? Does your organization need money?
Try our new "Sell a Snitch" program. Now, you've probably got a snitch or government agent in your organization already, but you can still make money with "Sell a Snitch."
Here's how it works:
1) Select a designated snitch from among your ranks - as a matter of fact, if you know of a current snitch, select them.
2) Have them contact an appropriate agency (local police, FBI, military police, Homeland Security, etc.). They should offer to spy on your group for cash.
Now, if the agency refuses, it is proof that you already have an informant.
2 a) Have a meeting about the necessity of exposing the traitor. Ask everyone for verifiable personal details (sources of income, place of employment, residence address, personal references).
This activity should make the agency (or agencies) who have already infiltrated your group anxious to protect their agent(s), so they'll contact your selected snitch and offer to pay them, simply to protect their person. They may even 'expose' your selected snitch to draw attention away from their own.
3) Collect funds. Have your 'selected snitch' put his/her ill-gotten gains into the group treasury.
Yes it's "Sell A Snitch" The new way to get government help for your fund raising.
They're taking your rights. You take their cash.
I was going to say,
How do you spot the FBI informant?
He's the one consistently pushing violent action.
On the other hand, this IS quite a good idea. It can even be expanded on. With the plethora of governmental and corporate intelligence agencies out there, one could conceivably try the same process with each organization, increase your overall membership and funding and play them off each other. Tell the FBI informant that you believe the NSA informant is working with the DHS informant on a terrorist plot or creating a violent splinter group(always sets off the red flags, that phrase) and vice-versa. Since they all try to promote violence, you could have them arresting each other and collect rewards from both sides. While all this is going on, you would become a trusted asset of both groups and be able to infiltrate THEIR organizations with YOUR handpicked informants.
How do you think al-Qaeda infiltrated the ISI?