RE: Lemme get this straight (repost)
THANK YOU SO MUCH:
Mrs.
Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell (Tattooed Soccer Mom)
and
InkedRose
Date: Sep 17, 2008 1:19 AM
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this right.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.
'
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.
* If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude,' with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
Full Version: email this one to yer pscho repuke peeps
Yeah, I received this last week, and immediately forwarded. A good one.
QUOTE (rememberearth @ Sep 16 2008, 09:53 PM) 
RE: Lemme get this straight (repost)
THANK YOU SO MUCH:
Mrs.
Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell (Tattooed Soccer Mom)
and
InkedRose
Date: Sep 17, 2008 1:19 AM
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this right.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.
'
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.
* If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude,' with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
THANK YOU SO MUCH:
Mrs.
Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell (Tattooed Soccer Mom)
and
InkedRose
Date: Sep 17, 2008 1:19 AM
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this right.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.
'
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.
* If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude,' with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
Yup. That pretty much sums it up, although I haven't heard anyone call Obama unstable for attending Harvard. You probably had to fabricate that one in order to have a counter to Palin's multiple colleges. But otherwise, you nailed it.
QUOTE (rememberearth @ Sep 16 2008, 08:53 PM)
RE: Lemme get this straight (repost)
If I were to receive this e-mail, I would promptly delete it.
QUOTE (QBC @ Sep 16 2008, 10:14 PM)
If I were to receive this e-mail, I would promptly delete it.
i know.
must maintain the bubble
QUOTE (QBC @ Sep 16 2008, 10:14 PM)
*I LIVE IN A BUBBLE I LIKE CHEESE HELP ME WITH MATH DEDEDE
*fixed
QUOTE (rememberearth @ Sep 16 2008, 10:22 PM)
i know.
must maintain the bubble
must maintain the bubble
Why don't all the bubble-people end up suffocating at some point? Who is supplying their air?
QUOTE (Gwynogsrabbit @ Sep 17 2008, 04:10 PM)
Why don't all the bubble-people end up suffocating at some point? Who is supplying their air?
I KNOW!
This has been covered in another thread, mods please merge.
I believe it starts with I'm a little confused...
I believe it starts with I'm a little confused...
QUOTE (TapDuncan @ Sep 17 2008, 04:21 PM)
This has been covered in another thread, mods please merge.
I believe it starts with I'm a little confused...
I believe it starts with I'm a little confused...
it does.
and X2.
If a follower of the "War President" can truly believe that they also follow the "Prince of Peace", it makes our job of educating these idiots almost impossible. What chance do we have against such stupidity?
QUOTE (Lightnup @ Sep 16 2008, 07:08 PM)
Yup. That pretty much sums it up, although I haven't heard anyone call Obama unstable for attending Harvard. You probably had to fabricate that one in order to have a counter to Palin's multiple colleges. But otherwise, you nailed it.
You're assuming that your opinion matters to someone around here?
QUOTE (danculter @ Sep 17 2008, 02:33 PM)
If a follower of the "War President" can truly believe that they also follow the "Prince of Peace", it makes our job of educating these idiots almost impossible. What chance do we have against such stupidity?
Other than lobotomies, I can't think of a thing.
QUOTE (danculter @ Sep 17 2008, 02:33 PM)
If a follower of the "War President" can truly believe that they also follow the "Prince of Peace", it makes our job of educating these idiots almost impossible. What chance do we have against such stupidity?
But to them the Prince of Peace, Jesus, hates Muslims and gays just as much as they do...
So the logic is sensible, killing is good, etc.
The Jesus I choose to think about from time to time would kick some major ass were he to actually ever come back here, and it would not be pretty. The first to get their asses kicked would be televangelists (reminds me of John Denver in the God Movie)...
QUOTE (QBC @ Sep 16 2008, 07:14 PM)
If I were to receive this e-mail, I would promptly delete it.
Like we really needed to know that.
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